There are several different “Have You Ever…” questionnaires to choose from: Have You Ever…Party Version (for older children and teens – for a church party, a work party, or a fun get together) Never have I ever watched keeping up with the Kardashians. We don't get along well at all outside the bedroom. Watch more AskReddit stories: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAW80l3tA9Nb6eMqT0LrEfFcOZy7wv2TP Subscribe to Reddit On Tap for daily videos! I am really sorry making you remember that :(. We’re talking H-O-T. I’d never touch them of course but I think it would be weirder if I didn’t ever notice. Two weeks later, with her world shattered, her baby was given up for adoption. Her mom, now frowned up, came to see the baby, took one look, started asking God for forgiveness, and left. These alleged real-life supernatural cases are distinctly like, well, Supernatural . This is so sad. Why just the girls? Guys have you ever taken blowjobs as a form of payment for your services or something you were selling? 143. stayed in, or do you know of, a hotel or spa that has rooms with private endless pools? Only one to ever say that, and she only thought so from lack of experience. 142. But if you are really a dirty girl. How did the forceful act go then? 16 Of The Meanest Celebrities Ever (According To Reddit) I feel the need to say this first, because I think that sometimes people forget it: Celebrities are still people. Fresh AskReddit Stories: Doctors of Reddit, have you ever had to "fire" a patient? I still remember the smell of his perfume, and I hadn't hated anyone more. r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Have you ever … But we were like 9 so I probably doesn’t even count and we definitely don’t talk about it Look at the timestamps. I handed him off to a nursery nurse and got dad a chair. He strung up his girlfriend’s body “There was a guy who posted on /b asking if he should kill his girlfriend. If so, what was the straw that broke the camel's back? This guy had three kids and came in for the snip-snip because he and his wife decided they were done having children. It was bad. 140. For example: Affirmative… Never have I ever spied on my neighbors. (I was in 3rd grade she was in 6th so I really didn’t understand what was going on at the time.) He walks off and his mother is trying to console the weeping cheater (for some reason). Sex addiction is often (mistakenly) seen as a primarily male condition. It seems like the poor thing didn’t even realize that something bad had happened to her. I worked labor and delivery. Anonymous. In a Reddit thread about the craziest things to ever happen at people’s respective high schools, someone had an interesting story about “a good-looking female gym teacher” who used to work at the high school they attended. I'm so mad I fucking laughed at this comment – popular memes on the site ifunny.co That's your entire angle. So girls have you ever paid a guy to do something for you or paid for some type of goods with a blowjob? Maybe this is an unimaginable luxury, but I’m imagining it. It’s funny you say that about the two different scenerios because I was kinda thinking the same thing. From where you stand, there's nothing separating this person from anybody else you've met on this site, but from where I sand they have a very familiar purification emanating from them. Had a very young mother come in, accompanied by her parents. I thought her father was going to pass the Fuck out on my delivery room floor. I had a vasectomy. That shit's scary. 8. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Females: 44 percent. The Present perfect is a tense of a word that indicates that an action has ended but not at a definite time. If You’ve Ever Wondered What It’s Like To Be A Rapist, Have We Got A Reddit Thread For You! From where you stand, there's nothing separating this person from anybody else you've met on this site, but from where I sand they have a very familiar purification emanating from them. She had only been married to a husband and his was 5" long and a bit thinner than mine and she went on and on telling me I have a big dick. I didn't mean that. That’s hilarious, how did the grandparents react? Press J to jump to the feed. Yipes. I'm a guy & I've watched another guy masturbate. Well, apparently the hospital has a rule that only 5 visitors may be present in the hallway, but the security guard had let all 6 of us in for some reason and we didn’t realize it. Saw me take a drink at a party. Most Helpful Guys. masanti, Sep 4, 2007 #1. So tell me, Katara, have you ever seen hentai? Bonus points for … You gave somebody an incredibly courageous answer, and they saw that as being a kindness they themselves don't possess in that action and immediately fed off of it. Most recent time. by: Uproxx Entertainment July 27, 2012. I sent her dad home a short bit later, admonishing him to react at home, not here. Jokerzilla Banned. 3 11. Later went back to her place. I'm guessing you upvoted my comment. Never have I ever doubted in my heteros*xuality. Have you ever conversation questions? You want to play the bad girl role, I'm not here to stop you, but I do strongly suggest you find a more appropriate role model. Have you ever slipped away for a midday encounter? I'm state mandated to report child abuse, so I did. Never have I ever Stole something with a higher value than $10. Unsplash / Hannah Wei 1. 30.6m members in the AskReddit community. And said nothing else. I set up a time for our counselor to meet with him before I left. Sometimes force is used as a part of the kink. You're not stupid. No. Redditors who considered once joining the military, but never did, what made you not go forward with the decision. While she labored, I received a call from a very young boy who said he was her boyfriend. Poor girl was just a kid. ... Maybe you were like this Reddit user who experienced something completely unsettling when you thought you were 1,000,000% alone. You weren't the first person who responded, but you response was exactly what triggered their inherent predatory nature. Never have I ever watched keeping up with the Kardashians. While chatting with the doctor, he told me about another patient. It led to loneliness, despair, questions about life and death and everything in between, and a lack of a sex life. This nasty nurse comes up to us, notes that there are six of us, tells us someone will have to leave immediately, and then turns to my husband and says, “Oh, are you the daddy?” Without missing a beat, he says, “That’s what we’re all trying to figure out here.” She gets a look of horror on her face and backs away. She was just 12-13 and parents looked stuffy and kept telling her should've had an abortion, she was too young, etc. What's the most outrageously expensive thing you seen in person? My wife watches me regularly. If so how did it happen and did you guys end up together? Never have I ever spied on my neighbors. Would you be willing to take a blowjob as payment? His trembly voice explained that her father wouldn't come to the hospital. I wish her the best. ... 12. Updates: Follow. To have 2 women at once is definitely something I’d like to eventually experience but really just to get a double blowjob. I hope she’s ok and not suffering too much!!! He worked a lot so he wasn't there that much. Yes it has been attempted, but I did not waver a bit. Fella and his mother took his girlfriend in for pregnancy checkup. I had a step sister try to sleep with me. Never have I ever had food or a drink spilled on you at a restaurant or party. Apparently, this teacher struck up a relationship with a male student, who was a high school senior at the time. I did my usual "it's a boy!" The 'AMA' (Ask Me Anything) board of Reddit is where celebrities and interesting muggles alike volunteer themselves to answer any question posed by the site's users. Never have I ever doubted in my heteros*xuality. And I thought my stepmother having to tell my father she was pregnant after his first vasectomy was bad. Question. If Reddit were to add an undo button so if you accidentally scroll to the top, you can go back to where you were, do you think it would be useful? The closed I've came to being seduced was when she texted me saying "Steak for dinner, I've made a brownie for dessert too x" My husband and I were visiting our friends who’d just had a baby (we are the godparents) and we were standing in the hallway talking to both sets of grandparents. Would you be willing to take a blowjob as payment? PineMan Senior Member. Im also happy to hear the sick gym teacher didn’t get away with what he did to that poor girl. * Thanks. Think about it. In between, she kept say "sorry daddy"". Males: 62 percent. Never have I ever made fun of someone. About an hour later, her phys ed teacher stopped by to check on her, which I thought was odd. Yes, although it didn't start out as such. Unsplash / Hannah Wei 1. But we got drunk one night and had the best sex ever. Page 1 of 2 1 2 Next > Smeg Member. Why or Why not? The new mom said "I'm sorry daddy," over and over again. Only one to ever say that, and she only thought so from lack of experience. Yeah I guess I am lol :P..You are most welcome babe :* anytime ;), Knew I had refused her multiple advances because I had quit drinking and was celibate for a few years. Fitness swimmers of Reddit, have you ever. The new batch of exchanges is in sign-up phase NOW. Never have I ever made fun of someone. You're intentionally being a piece of shit. Except maybe the questions about death. No you're not. I will come later for some tips .lol. And on one of the occasions , the guy forced himself on me. I’m out.”. Never have I ever said ‘I love you’ just to get laid. He worked a lot so he wasn't there that much. Are you willing to give a blowjob as payment? So nothing is wrong with you. If you have ever been curious about RedditGifts or were waiting for someone you know to say “Hey, I’ve done this thing!” before signing up yourself, please don’t wait any longer! 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I always liked how classily he left her while she just silently stared off into space. To have 2 women at once is definitely something I’d like to eventually experience but really just to get a double blowjob. Odd, but ok. This list was compiled by having reddit.com users choose their favorite movies, of which the top 250 were compiled into this list. Shop for Best Price Have You Ever Had Your Arm Fall Asleep And Hellish Bang When Falling Asleep Site Reddit Com . I don't know your entire story, and would never ask you to expose it here where anybody could put whatever spin they chose to on it, but I do know for certain you should not take advice on your own sexual health from this person. Have you ever slipped away for a midday encounter? I was never that into girl on girl and really just like the idea of being the center of attention. Males: 62 percent. Girls: Have you ever masturbated at work or school? •Law enforcement of Reddit, have you ever had a paranormal case? Your definition of seduction is definitely not a definition of seduction. Finally, out slid a very beautiful, chocolate brown baby boy. Why am I so stupid. He looked back and her and just said “well that’s that Brittany.”. Not just me that sees it, then. Lol. He strung up his girlfriend’s body “There was a guy who posted on /b asking if he should kill his girlfriend. Not even once. I was never that into girl on girl and really just like the idea of being the center of attention. I’m glad you did the right thing though by reporting it. 3 11. Maybe this is an unimaginable luxury, but I’m imagining … The girl's father accompanied her to the delivery room. Never have I ever Stole something with a … You're trusting. It’s funny you say that about the two different scenerios because I was kinda thinking the same thing. Out of 13 women (3 gfs) I'm only aware of one who hadn't had bigger. Never have. Fitness swimmers of Reddit, have you ever • Posted by 4 days ago. 1 y. i Remember playing doctor with my sister we were naked and she sucked my penis and balls and I played with her ass and pussy and we just experimented. Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Smeg, Sep 24, 2009. I can live with all of those things, though. I’ve been reading this thread every now and then today and this one is seriously one of the worst ones I’ve read. They said yes, and then he responded with pictures of her body, strung up so that her teenaged son would find it when he got home, as the other commenters continued to encourage him. We still meet up on a fairly regular basis just for sex. What are common things you've never done? ;) .I often get seduced if someone rips off my clothes lol :P. You sound like it's a good thing to have a man force himself upon a woman. Inspired by this freaky Reddit thread. Le lady friend invited me over to go for a walk. r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. It's just a personal kink and obviously that "someone" represents my partner having my consent. If you enjoy this list, check out a more recently updated version: Reddit's Top 250 Movies (2017 Edition). Of note, this was 1989. You might want to rethink things. 5. There's a difference. Everybody knows guys do it, but do you girls? Shortly after we were married, we began socializing with another married couple. This is just one of the many misconceptions about sex addicts. AskMen Original. I didn't want it a bit. Females: 44 percent. He was white, straight red hair, pimply and tiny--the runt of the litter. And it's a … After talking to new mom, she admitted her gym teacher had been giving her "special treatment". They said yes, and then he responded with pictures of her body, strung up so that her teenaged son would find it when he got home, as the other commenters continued to encourage him. He promised me that I would be able to save the ones I love from certain death. She explained she had four years of experience and felt like she had a "lot to share". I explained sex to her and she said she'd only kissed the bff, but had stayed after school to be with her gym teacher. Have you or your partner ever used a strap-on during sex? It gets really rough, really kinky, really sweaty, and is really the best sex I've ever had. are made using the Present Perfect. Have you ever had an experience with incest? I like you. The nurse explained that if my son came back not mine they would have to ship her off to a local civilian hospital per whatever regulation they had to follow (army hospital). Question. Worked in the army hospital on ft Lewis. Smeg, Sep 24, 2009 #1. Fitness swimmers of Reddit, have you ever. I'm going to answer anonymously on this one because I feel too embarrassed about it. When I was 14 I lived with my dad in his townhouse for a year due to school circumstances. Never have I ever said ‘I love you’ just to get laid. 141. The 'AMA' (Ask Me Anything) board of Reddit is where celebrities and interesting muggles alike volunteer themselves to answer any question posed by the site's users. Updates: Follow. Have You Ever Seen A Ghost? Men of Reddit, have you ever fallen in love with a friend? Her reply, "Oh, so you're drinking....". Out of 13 women (3 gfs) I'm only aware of one who hadn't had bigger. That's was their intent all along. Never have I ever had your driver’s license revoked. ... but I don’t think I could ever face them to apologize. Reddit user milfsauce agreed to answer any question about her job as a stripper. Posts by Pessimisticrainfall 2017-10-28 13:11:15 I [23 f] want to have sex with this guy I just started dating but I’m worried it’ll ruin things. stayed in, or do you know of, a hotel or spa that has rooms with private endless pools? He was as opposite of the boyfriend as he could get: tall, very muscular, beautiful smile, and rich, chocolate brown skin. The poor doctor had to explain to him what happened. Guys have you ever taken blowjobs as a form of payment for your services or something you were selling? A woman came in for belly pain and we found out and told her she was 10 weeks pregnant. The doc opened up his sack and found nothing to snip. Ended up ruling a few star systems, so overall it went fine. I explained that I couldn't give out information but he could talk to her afterward.I went in, told her he had called and she showed me a picture of him. Add Opinion. 47.0k votes, 18.2k comments. Have you or your partner ever used a strap-on during sex? If you are looking for some funny or informative questions about your friends, co-workers, or to use at a party, this is the website for you! She still talks about it to this day.. Know a sonographer who tells a similar story. Ugh. (female responses) Yes: 16.1 percent. Well he’s got that dad jokes ready to go! This person just took a personal and rather expositive situation you suffered and used it for their own gain. For girls: Have you ever watched a guy masturbate? She started to massage my upper leg. Her mother was silent the whole time but leaked tears for her constantly. So girls have you ever paid a guy to do something for you or paid for some type of goods with a blowjob? (female responses) Yes: 16.1 percent. The husband at the bedside started laughing, grabbed his coat and left the room explaining to us that he had been in Afghanistan until 3 weeks prior. Game over. * I did not see all those comments. Date of conception is confirmed and the fella claps his hands, stands up, and observes, “I was in the mines that month. And it's a nosy person's paradise. The more she pushed, the louder she cried. When I was 14 I lived with my dad in his townhouse for a year due to school circumstances.